Kimmel Suggests Antivaxxers Consider Bestiality if They Want Ivermectin (Video)

You know, the horse de-wormer that conspiracy theorists are buying instead of getting a free vaccine

“One feed store in Las Vegas had to post this sign: ‘Ivermectin will only be sold to horse owners. Must show pic of you and your horse.’ Preferably on tinder,” Kimmel joked.

“Can you imagine – you won’t go to Walgreens to get a free vaccine, but you will spend four hours photoshopping your body onto a Clydesdale to get ivermectin? I think they should make people ride their horses to the store,” Kimmel continued.

“You know who’s loving this the most? The worms. The horse worms. They’re like – party! Let’s get all up in this for a change! It’s only a matter of time until the horses fight back and start taking our Lunesta,” Kimmel added.

Kimmel also roasted anti-vaxxers who still take monoclonal antibodies. “It’s pretty incredible, people who don’t trust vaccines, do trust being pumped full of lab created antibodies. This is like skydiving and instead of using your parachute, you’re like, “Eh, I’ll just crash near a hospital.”

Watch the whole monologue at the top of the page right now. The COVID stuff happens about 4 minutes and 30 seconds in. Before that, he told some jokes about the Emmys, among other things.

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