Noel Gallagher reveals he's got so fat after boozing in lockdown he's got a 'beer belly'

A DREAM has come true for me . . . as I can finally say I live like Noel Gallagher.

The Oasis rocker says he has knocked back so much booze in lockdown, he’s grown a beer belly.

Noel revealed: “I’m getting a bit fat, actually. It’s all the boozing. I’m getting a little beer belly.

“Like everyone, I’ve been drinking every night at home for a year, which is something I never usually do.

“I usually drink every night on the road and then when I get home I abstain for a while and get back in shape. Or you have a night out twice a week, so you don’t drink at home.

“I’m drinking every f***ing week. I’m f***ing loving it but I’ve started to wear baggy clothes, let’s put it that way. I looked at it and thought, ‘That’s a disgrace’.

“I do go to the gym regularly, so it can’t be that bad.”

And it gets worse for the dad of three. Noel says he’s losing his eyesight and is considering laser surgery to put it right.

He told the Funny How? podcast: “My eyes are really f***ing bad now. My eyesight is receding, or whatever the visual term might be. It’s not as sharp as it was.

“I can’t read anything. I think they’ve got to be on a certain level of badness to have laser eye surgery and I’m just on the cusp of it now.”


Kim set to soldier on 

KANYE West better watch out – Kim Kardashian looks ready for battle.

Their split has so far seemed surprisingly amicable – but the final series of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, airing on streaming service Hayu, is documenting the breakdown of their six-year marriage.

Expect some explosive scenes in the coming weeks.

Riz Oscar shocker

RIZ Ahmed has been kept grounded by his family after being nominated for a gong at next month’s Oscars.

The Brit, up for Best Actor for his performance in Sound Of Metal, tweeted: “My cousin Adnan legit didn’t know what the Oscars were. ‘Why all the gas? I won best client engagement award for the financial quarter’.

“Other cousin steps in, ‘Na it’s not as big as that, cos he didn’t win anything. It’s more like getting an email from your boss saying, Thanks, boss’.”

Talk about keeping it real.

Take a chance on Toff

AS we wait for Abba’s first new music in 40 years, Georgia Toffolo has taken matters into her own hands.

To help remind the Swedish pop giants how iconic they were, the 2017 I’m A Celebrity winner dressed up in outfits rocked by Agnetha Faltskog while bidding to become their fifth member.

Somehow, though, I feel she might look a bit out of place given the 50-year age difference.

Georgia slipped into the retro gear as part of snack brand Jaffa Cakes’ “Be what you want to be” campaign. Biscuit maker McVitie’s said 41 per cent of Brits in a poll had regrets over not following their dreams.

Abba are expected to finally release a handful of new tunes this year, having first said fresh music was on the way in 2018.

I can’t see Toff getting the call to join them, sadly.

DAVE will headline Manchester’s Parklife as his only UK festival appearance of the year. It takes place on September 11 and 12 at Heaton Park. Tickets go on sale tomorrow and the event will also feature Megan Thee Stallion, Skepta, Dababy, Disclosure, AJ Tracey and Mabel.

Bloomin’ mad to pals too

ORLANDO Bloom became an internet laughing stock after he revealed his daily routine, where he said he has collagen powder with his breakfast and thinks cows are “the most beautiful thing ever”.

And it is not just you and me who have found his antics, revealed in an interview at the weekend, hilarious.

Orlando told The Chris Evans Virgin Radio breakfast show: “I’ve been the running joke of my friend groups and family. I was asked what my porridge recipe was. By the way, vanilla in your porridge will take it to the next level.”

Chris also quizzed The Pirates Of The Caribbean star on the odd ingredients he put into his pre-breakfast smoothie – including “brain octane oil”.

Orlando explained: “That’s just two teaspoons of sugar. Don’t tell anyone.”

Although he looks like a prize plum, his new film Retaliation, about a child who was sexually abused by a priest, has received a whole lot more coverage for it. So really, it’s Orlando who has had the last laugh.

Tom’s swift Buck 

TOM Walker’s next single won’t be like the tear-jerkers on his last record.

It’s inspired by 1989 John Candy comedy Uncle Buck and shares its name.

On the Dangerous Dinners Podcast, Tom waxed lyrical about the movie and said of the new tune: “That’s probably going to be the first or second song we release.

“I’ve been killing myself for people to listen to it because I just love it so much.”

After his 2019 debut album What A Time To Be Alive helped earn Tom a Brit, let’s hope the follow-up is just as memorable.

The F-you Fighters

IT’S in the show title but Dave Grohl says TFI Friday producers didn’t take kindly to him threatening to drop three minutes of F-bombs on live TV.

Virgin Radio host Chris Evans had named Foo Fighters among the biggest divas to appear on his classic 1990s show.

Now Dave has revealed why. On the BBC’s Reel Stories, which airs on Saturday on BBC Two, he says: “There was this huge mix up where they wanted us to play one song, we wanted to play this other song, big miscommunication. I said, ‘OK, here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to get up in front of the mic and say nothing but, f*** f*** f*** the whole entire time’.

“We’re escorted out by security with [middle] fingers flying. It was insane.”

In 2018 Chris had said of the incident: “I had a couple of flouncers on TFI Friday. Foo Fighters flounced, you wouldn’t have them down for flouncers would you?”

Demi dazzles again 

DEMI Lovato looked back to her dazzling best while revealing all about her terrifying overdose in 2018.

The singer wore this chic white outfit at the premiere of her YouTube docuseries Dancing With The Devil, held at the Beverly Hilton hotel in California.

Her four-part documentary dropped yesterday, showing Demi relive traumatic incidents in her past – including that near-fatal drug overdose almost three years ago, which led to her suffering three strokes and a heart attack.

Of those moments when she almost lost her life, Demi recalled: “I didn’t know if I’d ever step foot on a stage again.

“When I woke up in the hospital, I was like, ‘I don’t know the full extent of the damage that’s been done’.

“For the first time in my life I had to essentially die to wake up.”

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